I paid in full for my home and land fee
So, keep your home owner rules off of me!
I bought my house and closed on Memorial Day.
The closing costs and dock stamps I did pay
But on one of those many, damn papers
Which one I don’t recall
It said, "Congratulations!
You’re now the member of a mandatory HOA for all!"

IT’S MY LAND!
I just want to be free!
IT’S MY LAND!
I can be a son of a B!
IT’S MY LAND!
So, keep your petty rules off of me!

THIS IS AMERICA! THE LAND OF THE FREE!
One day I got a letter
From a lawyer I never knew
It said, "Dear Ma’am, You’re in arears
Three years of home owner dues!"

IT’S MY LAND!
Keep your rules off of me!
IT’S MY LAND!
America! Home of the free!

I paid in full for my home and land fee
So, keep your home owner rules off of me!
Well, I went to the next home owners’ meeting
I met the petty tattle tales on the board
One anal woman who looked like a hag
Was pissed about her neighbor’s big America flag!
There were other little nit pickers
Who didn’t like the flowers in my yard
One man complained
That his neighbor was gay
And thought he had the hots for his dog!
At seven I stood up and yelled,
"This is America! Land of the free!"

I lit a fuse
And blew up them rules
And that was the very last meeting, you see!

IT’S MY LAND!
Keep your rules off of me!
IT’S MY LAND!
America! Home of the free!

I paid in full for my home and land fee
So, keep your home owner rules off of me!
IT’S MY LAND!
I just want to be free!

IT’S MY LAND!
I can be a son of a B!
IT’S MY LAND!
So, keep your petty rules off of me!
THIS IS AMERICA! THE LAND OF THE FREE!
THIS IS AMERICA! THE LAND OF THE FREE!