One Way Ticket to Hell

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ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL

Words and Music by 
H.D.Flagle

  

WELL! ... I FINALLY BOUGHT: "MY DREAM HOME”

TO ENJOY RETIREMENT LIFE

 

I'VE MADE NEW FRIENDS AND BUDDYS

LOTS OF PARTY'S FOR MY WIFE

 

IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS PERFECT

ALL MY NEIGHBORS FELT THE SAME

 

THEN ALONG CAME: "DEATH BY CCR'S"

LIFE'S OVER ... I'M FAIR GAME

 

THOSE PETTY RULES AND REGULATIONS...

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY

 

THEY'RE FULL OF WOES ... NO PINK FLAMINGOS

SOMEONE TELL US WHY?

 

SLICK MANAGERS AND LAWYERS

SLITHER CLOSE BUT THEY WON'T TELL

 

WHY OUR DREAM HOME SHOULD REMIND US

WE BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO BELL

 

NOW! ... THERE'S LOTS OF OPEN MEETINGS

CLOSED TO "JUSTICE FOR H. O." (Home Owners)

 

THOSE ARROGANT BOARD MEMBERS SAY  WHAT

THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW

 

THE C.A.l. AND U.L.I. WILL

HELP YOU LOSE IT ALL

 

BUT I WOULDN'T SELL: "THAT DREAM HOME YET

THE   WRITING'S ON THE WALL

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

WELL! … WE'RE NOT AFRAID OR STUPID

ALL YOUR THREATS MEAN NOTHING HERE

 

TIME MARCHES ON..... SOON YOU'LL BE GONE

UNITED.....WE'LL BE THERE

 

SO! PUT YOUR RULES AND CCR'S

UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

 

AND ENJOY THOSE PRECIOUS "GOLDEN YEARS"

STOP MESSING 'ROUND WITH MINE

 

(REPEAT FINAL CHORUS)