SUMMARY
OF RECENT POA AMENITY SURVEY
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The POA conducted a survey of members in the
October, November, and December membership meetings. The results
are presented here.
Almost 150 responses were received.
This is too small of a sample to be statistically accurate. However,
it is large enough to be representative and informative for the views of
Villagers about the issues and questions in the survey.
The survey asked for a numerical rating
of between 1 and 10 for each question where 10 was the highest or best
rating. The ratings for all 20 questions were individually tabulate
and averaged for only those responding for that question.
The POA is happy with the way this survey
turned out. We may repeat a survey like this on an annual basis.
The ratings are listed below. The
POA’s comments and interpretations follow.
General Questions:
Local Fire Services
8.3
Emergency Health Services
8.0
Cleanliness of Streets/Comm. Areas
7.8
Villages Taxi Services
7.7
Entertainment on the Square
7.7
Championship Course Condition
7.6
Common Area Landscaping
7.5
Executive Golf Course Condition
7.0
Neighborhood Watch
6.8
Villages Media Group :
Villages Radio Station in General
6.4
Villages TV Station in General
5.8
Daily Sun Newspaper in General
5.3
Daily Sun Objectivity
3.6
District Administration :
Villages Central District Gov’t
3.8
Villages Administrator Performance
3.2 |
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Villages Homeowner Organizations :
The POA in General
8.9
The POA “Bulletin” Newsletter
8.5
The VHA in General
4.8
The VHA “Voice” Newsletter
4.8
The CIC in General
3.7
POA members are mostly satisfied with the
services and features surveyed in the General Questions category.
The ratings shown here were generally the highest of any of the groups
of questions. Fire and Health services were rated the highest.
The Neighborhood Watch was rated the lowest. Golf course conditions
rated in the 7.0-7.6 range — these should have rated higher for what are
primary features in The Villages. Villagers are generally satisfied
with common landscaping and the cleanliness of facilities.
Ratings were much lower for the Villages
Media Group. The newspaper, radio, and TV station in general scored
poorly in a range of 5.3 to 6.4. The Daily Sun was rated very low
(3.6) for objectivity which appears to validate a common complaint often
voiced by Villagers.
The Villages District Administration also
rated in the very poor range of less than 4.0. Villagers are not
very happy with the District government. The performance of the District
Administrator showed the lowest rating of all 20 questions in the survey
with a rating of 3.2. This also appears to validate a concern voiced
often by Villages residents that the District Administrator is at times
unresponsive to the needs, concerns, and interests of some residents.
Among Homeowner organizations, the VHA
faired poorly (4.8) in the ratings compared to a higher rating for the
POA (8.5-8.9). This was not an unexpected outcome in this survey
of primarily POA members. However, the ratings do represent the actual
assessment of a major group of Villages residents that the POA is performing
well and up to expectations. Actually, the POA got the two highest
ratings for any of the 20 questions. The CIC faired very poorly in
the ratings, and this seems to represent a lack of understanding of the
function and activities of the CIC.
Overall, the POA was satisfied with the
results of this survey and the insights provided. We are hopeful
that when District Administration and the developer read these comments,
they will try to address the issues and concerns identified. Perhaps
questions like these should be included in the annual survey conducted
by District Administration. The POA would be happy to assist the
District in preparing the questions for that annual survey.
LIMERICKS
DESCRIBING
LIFE IN THE VILLAGES |
I Bet You
Never Thought You’d See
A Bulletin as Different As This
One Be.
Some Think it is Irreverent and
Silly.
Others Swear it is Clever and
Witty.
Well, What Did You Expect For
Free?
“Let’s move to the Villages, honey.
Every day there is bright and
sunny.”
Unfortunately, they didn’t appreciate
The developer’s plans to expropriate
A significant chunk of their
money.
Harold made the Villages what
it is:
A playground for adults and not
for kids.
But, Gary saw the money opportunity
Which he pursued with gusto and
agility.
Now, if only the POA he could
rid.
CDDs are so boring.
To study them is like mourning.
Don’t worry, just pay
Whatever the developer doth say
And see your Amenity Fees go
soaring.
CEEB wants to grow the Villages
fast.
They don’t care if the water
lasts.
But, what say residents
About this pestilence?
“Hopefully soon this irritation
will pass!”
Life in the Villages is really
great.
Like a paradise for me and my
mate.
I wish all the friends we have
known
Could come to The Villages and
roam
This great place that we now
call home.
The VHA’s cerebral functions are
airy,
It was started by Harold and
supported by Gary.
Thus, the POA
is so popular today,
Because VHA/Developer control
is so scary.
Is this a drought, or just my
imaging?
Or did a sink hole guzzle everything?
Would that Swift Mud could set
us straight
And marshal the facts to explain
our fate:
That $250.00 a month water bills
are a coming.
The VCCDD to the developer doth
kowtow
Like a dog being told to say
bow-wow.
If only it honored the Rights
of Residents,
It could establish some valuable
precedents:
That residents should be the
prime focus now. |
Entertainment
is always great on the Square.
But, what are those little doggies
doing there?
They are always sniffing…
I know what they are thinking…
That the chair leg smells appealing….
The POA versus the VHA.
Which should we support today?
The VHA is bigger; but the POA
is smarter.
So, the decision shouldn’t be
harder:
To the POA Yea and to the VHA
Nay.
Two lines of water will you get
When the 466 South development
is finally set.
But, if brown water is in your
sink,
You better stop and think,
That they screwed up the lines
again, I bet.
Polo! Polo! Polo! the horsey fans
proclaim!
But, wait, we need to talk about
this game:
What’ll happen to the polo club,
so swell,
When Gary loses interest and
wants to sell?
If to us he sold it, would the
VHA complain?
I don’t care about apathy — why
should I?
So what if the Amenity Fee goes
sky-high!
$200 Amenities? — that’s okay.
$300 Amenities? — I would say
Just pay the bill and don‘t ask
why.
My golfing buddies worry about
me,
Because twice a round I have
to pee.
I think that I can cure it,
If I drink a lot less fluid.
So, don’t tell me I need a colonoscopy.
Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Harold built this place from
Rubble.
Could it be? Did he see?
A vision of what was to be?
Now, if only he could be double!
The Daily Sun has lots of fun
With slanted news stories it
has spun.
But, residents want facts and
analysis
Without the Sun’s objectivity
paralysis.
Maybe our subscription to the
Sun should be done?
I bet Sadie hates this rhyme.
She’d probably prefer quaint
stories sublime.
That is reasonable,
If she were agreeable,
To wearing her hearing aid all
of the time. |
THE VHA
CORNER
RED HERRINGS |
This Bulletin column will monthly report on
items of interest regarding the VHA. Articles will attempt to publicize
VHA positions and activities that are inconsistent with its role as a homeowners’
organization for all Villagers.
This month’s column deals with Red Herrings.
What, you say, are Red Herrings?
Red Herring is a slang term used to describe
a irrelevant argument used to divert attention away from a more important
issue.
The usual example is of a group of people
debating an important issue when someone throws a real Red Herring onto
the table. All discussion stops as the group’s attention is diverted
to and focused on the Red Herring.
In this example, the Red Herring is the
irrelevant distraction from the main topic of importance.
The VHA has a big Red Herring that it refers
to as its Annual Spaghetti Dinner.
Now, a homeowners’ organization should
focus on homeowners’ issues and concerns. Right?
But, the VHA has a Spaghetti Dinner.
Did the VHA support the POA on its call
for a moratorium on further purchases of overpriced Villages facilities
from the developer? — No!
Did the VHA support the POA on its call
for the direct election of the VCCDD supervisors by all residents in the
Villages? — No!
Did the VHA support the POA on its call
for the resignation of VCCDD supervisors over possible conflict-of-interest
issues? — No!
These are three very important issues.
What did the VHA do instead? — It had a
Spaghetti Dinner!
This is the VHA version of a Red Herring.
The VHA avoids the important homeowner
issues — while it serves up Spaghetti.
Perhaps next year it can also serve some
Red Herrings at its Spaghetti Dinner. Bon Appétit!!
April
Fools Day Revisited
(Don’t Believe Any of This) |
Because of the absolutely dismal condition
of the Hilltop Executive Golf Course, the golf division has decided to
replace all of the Hilltop greens with astroturf. When asked whether
Villagers would accept this drastic change, the golf division said it did
not think that most golfers in The Villages would even notice the change.
For those who do notice the change, the golf division said that if they
didn’t like it they could just move somewhere else.
| THE POA
HAS SPEAKERS AVAILABLE FOR CLUB AND ORGANIZATION MEETINGS |
If your group is looking for a speaker at
one of your meetings, the POA has speakers for a 15 minute presentation
on the POA, its mission and goals, and the Residents’ Bill of Rights.
This is a good opportunity to learn more about the POA and how it represents
the best interests of residents. Call Joe Gorman at 259-0999 to check
the schedule for meeting speakers.
Remember that we need material for this column
of comments and opinions. Please send in your submission and be sure
to sign your name.
CHEERS - To residents who pick up
the Lady Lake Magazine and POA Bulletin from driveways when they are delivered
to a vacant or temporarily unoccupied house. Thanks.
JEERS – To car drivers who park
on parking lot lines rather than in between them. Can’t you be more
careful?
JEERS – To residents who resort
to vulgar responses when confronted about a problem or their actions.
Can’t you be more civil?
CHEERS – To Lowe’s and Target for
starting construction on your eagerly anticipated superstores. Same
CHEERS for the new, soon-to-opened Ruby Tuesdays restaurant.
JEERS – For the new bridge over
Lake Mira Mar. Yes, we needed a new bridge. But, this one has
no charm.
JEERS - To the Businesses on La
Plaza Grande in the Silverlake Area for keeping the restrooms locked.
Early walkers who find themselves a mile from home when nature calls no
longer have these facilities available to them.
CHEERS – To all the POA members
who brought food dishes to our December Holiday party. And, to Ollie’s
for the wonderful frozen custard treats at our January meeting. They
were great! – And, we even had seconds!
JEERS – To the Village.net services
for a 21.7% increase in the dial-up Internet service charge. More
JEERS for charging about $5.00 a month to make tee-time reservations on
the system for golfers who do not use the full service.
JEERS – To the Villages Central
District for allowing shrubbery to grow too wide or too tall at some intersections,
thus affecting vision for drivers. Does anybody in the district review
this periodically? Also, drivers who don’t realize these problems
and adjust their driving accordingly.
Retirement should be a wonderful period of
life — no worries, no cares. Do what you want when you want to, etc.
Idyllic, yes, but a false sense of security abounds just around the corner.
Pretty soon apathy takes over and responsibility for one’s actions slowly
fades from view. Constructive criticism is now misunderstood.
I say keep your mind alive. Your
body may age, but you will never grow old.
Most people I know at some point yearn
for retirement. Some are ready at 37, others 77, some never.
Retirement means different things for different
folks. Webster places a rather negative spin on its meaning.
The vendors and the advertisers come up with the “Golden Agers” and the
“Senior Citizens” bit, attempting to create an artificial status for the
older set. Now that we are no longer gainfully employed does not
mean that we have stopped thinking, feeling, and caring about the world
around us and how we interact with it.
Inevitably you encounter the “let George
do it” group. George, after a while, begins to make decisions for
you. Because you appear apathetic, he thinks you are no longer interested
in what takes place in this hemisphere. You are a rational, intelligent,
and reasonable human being. George thinks you are stupid, lazy, apathetic,
not wishing to be involved. Who is right?
The moral to this story is to be alive.
Take responsibility for your life and be also accountable. Give back
to your community a small percentage of what you have gained. It
will surely foster self gratitude, satisfaction, and fulfillment.
We now have two lifters and eighteen leaners.
The cycle has been broken. Let’s all work on it some more.
The above was submitted by Russ Day with
permission of the author.
Mark Twain Said:
No Man’s Freedom or
Property
Is Safe Whenever
Congress is in Session. |
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